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King Size
2012
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King Size is a board game released in 2012 for 2–69 players, 10 minutes per game, and ages 18 and up. It was designed by Scott Westgard and its main mechanics are Dice Rolling.
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About the game
Have you always wanted to be the King or Queen of the Dick? With King Size, now it’s possible to find out who’s the longest! Grab the 6 dice and wow your friends with your length. The game plays over one round, during which each player rolls dice up to three times. 1• Take all 6 dice and give them a good shake. 2• Roll them once. 3• You may choose to reroll any of the dice a second or third time. Note: all Hearts you roll are set aside and cannot be rerolled. 4• After 3 rolls, analyze your results! If you’ve rolled at least one Ballsack AND one Head determine the length of your dick by adding up your dice! If you failed to roll at least one Ballsack AND one Head, your score is zero - but don’t forget to show off your small but mighty member. If you roll 5 Hearts, you’ve gone soft. It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Take all 6 dice and take another turn! If you roll 6 Hearts, you’ve found True Love! The game ends immediately and you’re declared the winner! After one round, if nobody’s found True Love, the player with biggest dick is the winner! Stamp them so everyone knows about their King-Sized dick! If there’s a tie, play another game ;)
Editions
- King SizeENCojones2019
- SchlongoEN(Self-Published)2012
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- (Self-Published)
- Cojones
Questions and answers
King Size supports 2–69 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for King Size is 10 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists King Size for ages 18 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
King Size has a complexity rating of 1.0 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
King Size belongs to these categories: Humor, Party Game, and Mature / Adult. Its main mechanics are Dice Rolling. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The credited designers of King Size are: Scott Westgard. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists King Size as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.