
- BGG rank
- BGG #3,484
- BGG rating
- 6.2
Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition
- 2–5 players
- 10–20 min
- Complexity 1.1/5
- 2015

2021
Rules assistance for Calm Your Tits
Plain-language explanations of turns, card effects and disputed situations, with official source references and saved question history.
For 2 players

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Calm Your Tits is a board game released in 2021 for 2–6 players and 15–20 minutes per game. Its main mechanics are Player Elimination.
(A "tit" is a kind of bird in England and most of the cards depict them. Some with balls of bird food. One card has cats on it. The clear intention is adult sexual innuendo.) —user summary The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear. Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up! —description from the publisher
Calm Your Tits supports 2–6 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for Calm Your Tits is 15–20 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
Calm Your Tits has a complexity rating of 2.0 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a medium-light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
Calm Your Tits belongs to these categories: Card Game, Humor, and Animals. Its main mechanics are Player Elimination. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The catalogue lists Calm Your Tits as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.