
- BGG rank
- BGG #29,880
- BGG rating
- 4.8
Go Bananas!
- 2–5 players
- 20 min
- Complexity 1.0/5
- 2000

1996
Rules assistance for Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!)
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Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) is a board game released in 1996 for 2–5 players, 45 minutes per game, and ages 8 and up. It was designed by Monty Stambler and its main mechanics are Set Collection.
In this outrageous card game, cows and bulls dance...but only by invitation. Pair a cow card with a bull card and earn extra points. Match dancer cards of the same suit or use your Madame Fifi card to cut in for a dance lesson. Earn points for each pair on your dance floor. The player with the most points wins.
Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) supports 2–5 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) is 45 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) for ages 8 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) has a complexity rating of 1.0 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) belongs to these categories: Card Game, Humor, and Animals. Its main mechanics are Set Collection. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The credited designers of Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) are: Monty Stambler. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists Cows Can't Dance (But They Like to Be Asked!) as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.