
- BGG rating
- 4.5
F*ck This! (Imperialist Warmongers)
- 2–3 players
- 30 min
- Complexity 1.0/5
- 2004

2003
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F*ck This! is a board game released in 2003 for 2–6 players, 30 minutes per game, and ages 18 and up. It was designed by Greg Porter.
The rudest sort of card game you've ever played. Players get points by creating and completing more profane, obscene, blasphemous or scatalogical phrases than the other players It's sure to offend you, but you'll also laugh your ass off. Mechanics-wise, each card contains a word, and edge markers to denote how it can be placed in relation to other cards. You get points for the value of each phrase you complete, which is then removed from the board to allow other words to fill in the blank spaces left behind. This game has no redeeming features, will corrupt our youth, and contribute to the decline and fall of Western civilization. F*ck This! is 4 pages of rules and 125 cards, and takes about half an hour to an hour to play, depending on how many players there are and how much alcohol they have consumed. It is currently available from BTRC.net and RPGnow in both downloadable (print it on business card stock) or print on demand versions, for US$5 and US$10 respectively).
F*ck This! supports 2–6 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for F*ck This! is 30 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists F*ck This! for ages 18 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
F*ck This! has a complexity rating of 1.0 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
F*ck This! belongs to these categories: Card Game, Word Game, and Party Game. Categories describe the theme, setting and style of a game rather than its rules. Filter the catalogue by the same category to find similar games when you enjoyed F*ck This! and want something comparable for your next game night.
The credited designers of F*ck This! are: Greg Porter. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists F*ck This! as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.