
- BGG rank
- BGG #26,514
- BGG rating
- 5.7
Spank the Yeti
- 2–10 players
- 30 min
- Complexity 1.0/5
- 2016

2023
Rules assistance for Floats McGoats
Plain-language explanations of turns, card effects and disputed situations, with official source references and saved question history.
For 2 players

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Floats McGoats is a board game released in 2023 for 2–4 players, 15–30 minutes per game, and ages 10 and up. It was designed by Bryan Wilson and Sara Farber and its main mechanics are Take That and Dice Rolling.
The game that floats yer goats! A seafaring goat crew was navigating treacherous waters when their boat capsized! The ship broke apart, leaving wood strewn throughout the waves. To save the goats, players must build a raft from the wood. Each player fights to outsmart the others in a quest to get their goats on the raft. But watch out for the shark lurking in the waters... In this captivating game of strategy, it's every wee goat for themself! SAVE THE GOATS: Build a raft and rescue your shipwrecked goats! Use strategy to oustmart your opponents, but watch out for the SHARK! STRATEGY BOARD GAME: On your turn, either add a goat to the raft, or roll the 12-sided die and take the action shown. The die has actions including: Add a Raft Stick, Goat Fight, Goat Love, Shark Attack, and other twists. —description from publisher
Floats McGoats supports 2–4 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for Floats McGoats is 15–30 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists Floats McGoats for ages 10 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
Floats McGoats has a complexity rating of 1.5 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
Floats McGoats belongs to these categories: Animals, Abstract Strategy, and Action / Dexterity. Its main mechanics are Take That and Dice Rolling. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The credited designers of Floats McGoats are: Bryan Wilson and Sara Farber. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists Floats McGoats as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.