
- BGG rank
- BGG #12,998
- BGG rating
- 5.8
Zombie in My Pocket
- 1–8 players
- 30 min
- Complexity 1.4/5
- 2010

2013
Rules assistance for Stab A Panda
Plain-language explanations of turns, card effects and disputed situations, with official source references and saved question history.
For 3 players

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Stab A Panda is a board game released in 2013 for 3–8 players, 15–45 minutes per game, and ages 13 and up. It was designed by Jeremiah Lee and Brian Lewis and its main mechanics are Simultaneous Action Selection, Commodity Speculation, and Voting.
Stab a Panda is a “would you rather” style party game for 3-8 players that plays in 25 minutes. It features somewhat raunchy humor inclusive of, rather than attacking, marginalized groups. Unlike some other party games, it doesn’t “pander” to a judge. Instead, players must guess how the active player thinks. Features: • No “pandering” to a judge; More strategy and getting to know other players • Short game play (but can be extended) • Great artwork (not just “black text on white cards”) • Inclusive (“punching up”) • Easy to learn The active player, or “panda” gets 4 cards which they secretly rank 1-4 in order of preference. At the same time, the other players must guess how the panda will rank their cards. For each card matched, the player gets a point. At the end of one round, the player with the most points wins!
Stab A Panda supports 3–8 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for Stab A Panda is 15–45 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists Stab A Panda for ages 13 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
Stab A Panda has a complexity rating of 1.5 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
Stab A Panda belongs to these categories: Card Game, Humor, and Party Game. Its main mechanics are Simultaneous Action Selection, Commodity Speculation, and Voting. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The credited designers of Stab A Panda are: Jeremiah Lee and Brian Lewis. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists Stab A Panda as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.