
- BGG rating
- 3.5
The Dick Sits: Bodily Functions Expansion
- 2–8 players
- 2024

2024
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The Dick Sits is a board game released in 2024 for 2–8 players, 10–30 minutes per game, and ages 18 and up. It was designed by Adrian Collier and its main mechanics are Hand Management, Take That, and Lose a Turn.
Prepare yourself for an outrageously funny gameplay experience with The Dick Sits! Get ready to embark on an insatiable adventure as a BUTT? Given the holy quest to become the ultimate conqueror by sitting on all the D*CKS in the land… Earn your position at the top by stretching to the maximum and sitting on more than your fellow players! This adult game has you choosing the ultimate moment to play your drawer cards and test your luck by rolling the dice. The action cards are called drawer cards because they consist of everything you might find in your bedside drawer. (The expansions even offer the use of your kitchen drawer and more!) Will you choose to hinder one opponent viciously or spread it out over more players? Will you help yourself at the ideal moment? Do you trust your lucky dice roll enough to fit everything in? The choices are yours to make! Butt, others can play their cards as well, so choose wisely, because the fate of your butt rests in your hands! —description from designer
The Dick Sits supports 2–8 players according to the catalogue. This range comes from the publisher’s listed player count, so the game can be set up for any group size within it. Some setups, rules and scoring details may still vary by player count, so check your edition’s rulebook for the exact configuration.
The listed playing time for The Dick Sits is 10–30 minutes. This is the publisher’s estimate for a full game. The actual duration depends on the group, the player count and familiarity with the rules: first sessions usually run longer, while experienced groups often finish faster. Setup and teaching time are not included in this estimate.
The catalogue lists The Dick Sits for ages 18 and up. This is the publisher’s recommendation and reflects reading demands, rule complexity and small components rather than theme alone. Younger players can often join with help from an adult, so check the age guidance on your edition and consider your group’s experience with board games.
The Dick Sits has a complexity rating of 1.0 out of 5 from BoardGameGeek players, which makes it a light game. The rating reflects how much rules knowledge, planning and decision-making a typical game demands. Expect a longer first teach for heavier games, and use a preparation guide before game night.
The Dick Sits belongs to these categories: Card Game, Humor, and Party Game. Its main mechanics are Hand Management, Take That, and Lose a Turn. Categories describe the theme and setting of a game, while mechanics describe what players actually do on their turns. Each mechanic links to a catalogue hub with similar games, which helps when you want something comparable.
The credited designers of The Dick Sits are: Adrian Collier. These credits come from the published game data and name the people responsible for the game’s design, not its illustrators or publishers. Designer pages on MeepleRules collect other titles by the same designers, which helps when you enjoy a game and want to find similar ones.
The catalogue lists The Dick Sits as a base game. It can be played on its own with the components in the box and does not require any other title. Expansions, if any exist, add new content or rules on top of it and are listed separately in the catalogue with a link back to this base game.